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later, Homme, 47 ans
Fort McMurray, Alberta, Canada
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Statut : Séparé(e)
Recherche : Une femme
Relation : Amoureuse
Orientation : Hétérosexuel(le)
Taille : 5'8'' - (1m73)
Poids : Proportionnel
Apparence physique : Très bien
Cheveux : Bruns
Yeux : Bruns
Enfant(s) : Aucun
Désire un/des enfant(s) : Peut-être
Fume : Non
Scolarité : Collégial
Signe astrologique : Taureau

Description

Approach #1 Humour

A man walks into a bar wearing dark glasses,
accompanied by a chihuahua on a leash.

The bartender says:‘Sorry, no dogs allowed.’

‘I’m blind. It’s my seeing-eye dog,’ the man
explains.

The bartender scoffs. ‘Seeing-eye dogs are
labradors or German shepherds.’

The man looks alarmed. ‘What’ve they given me?’


Approach #2 Cheesy Pickup line

- Is your father in prison?
- ? Huh!
- He's got to be for stealing all the stars out of the sky and putting them in your eyes.

Approach #3 Red Neck

- Hey babe! Wanna ride in my John Deer tonite?


Wonder which one works best ??? Hmm!!


I love to read, work out, snowboard, travel and eat.

I grew up playing in sand boxes with my big yellow trucks

My titan hockey stick, walking to the rink

pranking old neighbors

eating 5 cents candies by the river


and then.


In my year of single living, I've learn to do many thing on my own but one thing I still have not figure out is: how do you fold fitted sheets ?

The reason I'm on here.

I'm not a bar star, the cucumber joke at the grocery store was not successful and I work with a bunch of guys.

All I want is to find my inamorata, travel the world and have my senses vibrate to the beat of excitement.

And in the mean time, I would not object having friends who are not super Mac busy.

One of my dreams is to open a health and fitness resort in a South America.

I always wanted to play the guitar. Anyone can show me ?

End note:

I find it easier to communicate in French