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later, Homme, 47 ans
Fort McMurray, Alberta, Canada
Etait en ligne il y a plus d'un mois
Statut : | Séparé(e) |
Recherche : | Une femme |
Relation : | Amoureuse |
Orientation : | Hétérosexuel(le) |
Taille : | 5'8'' - (1m73) |
Poids : | Proportionnel |
Apparence physique : | Très bien |
Cheveux : | Bruns |
Yeux : | Bruns |
Enfant(s) : | Aucun |
Désire un/des enfant(s) : | Peut-être |
Fume : | Non |
Scolarité : | Collégial |
Signe astrologique : | Taureau |
Approach #1 Humour
A man walks into a bar wearing dark glasses,
accompanied by a chihuahua on a leash.
The bartender says:‘Sorry, no dogs allowed.’
‘I’m blind. It’s my seeing-eye dog,’ the man
explains.
The bartender scoffs. ‘Seeing-eye dogs are
labradors or German shepherds.’
The man looks alarmed. ‘What’ve they given me?’
Approach #2 Cheesy Pickup line
- Is your father in prison?
- ? Huh!
- He's got to be for stealing all the stars out of the sky and putting them in your eyes.
Approach #3 Red Neck
- Hey babe! Wanna ride in my John Deer tonite?
Wonder which one works best ??? Hmm!!
I love to read, work out, snowboard, travel and eat.
I grew up playing in sand boxes with my big yellow trucks
My titan hockey stick, walking to the rink
pranking old neighbors
eating 5 cents candies by the river
and then.
In my year of single living, I've learn to do many thing on my own but one thing I still have not figure out is: how do you fold fitted sheets ?
The reason I'm on here.
I'm not a bar star, the cucumber joke at the grocery store was not successful and I work with a bunch of guys.
All I want is to find my inamorata, travel the world and have my senses vibrate to the beat of excitement.
And in the mean time, I would not object having friends who are not super Mac busy.
One of my dreams is to open a health and fitness resort in a South America.
I always wanted to play the guitar. Anyone can show me ?
End note:
I find it easier to communicate in French