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A propos de zulumika

Mat, Homme, 49 ans
Montréal, Montréal, Québec, Canada
Etait en ligne il y a plus d'un mois

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Statut : Divorcé(e)
Recherche : Une femme
Relation : Amoureuse
Orientation : Hétérosexuel(le)
Taille : 6' - (1m83)
Poids : Proportionnel
Apparence physique : Pas mal
Cheveux : Bruns
Yeux : Bruns
Enfant(s) : 2
Désire un/des enfant(s) : Non
Fume : Non
Scolarité : Universitaire
Signe astrologique : Poisson

Description

OK here’s my very interesting and fully original profile. Here we go.

I love life. I love to laugh. I love wine with friends. I love the outdoors but also enjoy staying inside from time to time. What else... The sun is pretty cool but I like the rain too. Oxygen and water are essential to me. Oh and occasionally, I require food.

What a remarkable profile this is. Don’t you agree?

It’s called “the art of not-saying-jack-shit-diddly-squat ” and it seems oh so freakin’ very popular on this site!!

You still here?

Alright, so now let’s cut the crap.

Next christmas, I’ll try very hard (depending on budget) to be in Eastern Europe. I’d sure like to go with someone since spending the holidays alone is... not the same. Taking a stroll on the snowy Charles bridge in Prague while holding your hand (or mitten!). Or walking you out of the Vienna State Opera after a good show and suddenly realizing that we’re in one of the most romantic cities in the world and it’s christmas... Want to come?

Now, how’s that for a remarkable profile?

I’m more loyal than any dog and I’ll kill myself before breaking a promise. Other than that, I’m no exceptional guy. Fact is, I’m very ordinary. I don’t have David Beckham’s looks, I don’t have Bill Gates’s fortune. I’m just another everyday guy who’s looking to share stuff with someone.

‘Can’t believe you’re still reading this... Might as well go with a quick description:
I'm a half-geek. Full geeks don’t enjoy art, literature, music, stuff like that... I do - very much. But I also work in computers, wear glasses, watch star trek, read about quantum mechanics, and watch big bang theory. Half-geek.

I have 2 young daughters living with their mother. They visit once or twice a month. Two kids of my own is enough for me, and that is not going to change. So if you have plans, I’m not the right guy - sorry. If you already have kids, I have no problem.

I’m a guy so keep in mind certain occasional things like beer, video games, junk food, guitar, hockey... I’m not complicated, hate confrontations, and TOTALLY allergic to drama and games, unless it’s on tv.

Where I’m going:
I’d like go someplace, meet someone and learn something. I want to eat again at Baccarat, I want to get lost in a jeep trail (I already own the jeep), I want to ski and surf on the same day, I want to watch the sunrise in Japan, I want to do nothing in an overwater bungalow in Bora Bora... Need I go on?

I read a lot about the importance of having a sens of humour... I get it, women dig this, but do I have that little somthin' to make you laugh? I think I do to a certain degree, but it really depends... I can imagine 2 girls having this conversation over coffee:
Girl #1 - My new boyfriend has this super sens of humor; he is soooo funny, 'makes me laugh all the time...
Girl #2 - Oh really, I envy you, you're so lucky. My new boyfriend, all he has is a big dick.
Girl #1 - Eeeesh, hummm, that's too bad, I'm sorry.

Ps; je ne suis pas ici pour un one nighter, j'ai été vacciné contre cette maladie.

CHeers!